i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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