In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
