so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
