Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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