And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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