i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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