Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
