on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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