Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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