I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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