he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
