Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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