Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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