To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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