Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
sex in a hospital.. check
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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