It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The air was thick with penises
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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