The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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