He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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