these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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