Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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