so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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