so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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