They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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