Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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