Christians are straight up FREAKS
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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