on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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