we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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