love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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