what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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