dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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