the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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