I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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