And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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