i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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