Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
This is my gift to your gina
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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