If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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