i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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