she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You are the jesus of drinking
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