so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
