I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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