Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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