i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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