apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
