You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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