just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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