He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Your penis caused this!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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