pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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