This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
sarcasm needs its own font
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Randomize
