so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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