Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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