I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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