just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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