Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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