Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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