i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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