Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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