she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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